I walked back to the couch positioned next to the fire with two more glasses of wine in hand. We snuggled into the cozy blanket … Read More
Man-Math + Misunderstandings
One of my absolute favorite kind of dates are the concert dates I go on with my best friend. The two of us always have … Read More
We Are Family
The problem with importing your settings from Facebook to Bumble is forgetting that you entered “Your Mom’s Bed” as your place of employment. Wondering why … Read More
Playmates?
Me: (profile picture making a stupid face with a Lambchop puppet) Him: (59 years old, West Virginia) So, what other toys do you like to play with? Me: *Delete. … Read More
From Pals to Porn
I have an unconventional collection of friends and acquaintances due to my previous job. I’ve grown close with former co-workers from around the globe, some … Read More
The Virtual Boyfriend
I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one of us with one of these. Right? Maybe? It’s that guy you’ve had a teenage kinda crush … Read More
“Beauty” and the Self-Proclaimed Beast
It started out innocent enough. A great intro message comes through on Match: thoughtful, insightful, clearly more effort put forth than your typical “Sup, beautiful.” … Read More