We Are Family

The problem with importing your settings from Facebook to Bumble is forgetting that you entered “Your Mom’s Bed” as your place of employment. Wondering why … Read More

Playmates?

Me: (profile picture making a stupid face with a Lambchop puppet) Him: (59 years old, West Virginia) So, what other toys do you like to play with? Me: *Delete. … Read More

From Pals to Porn

I have an unconventional collection of friends and acquaintances due to my previous job. I’ve grown close with former co-workers from around the globe, some … Read More

The Virtual Boyfriend

I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one of us with one of these. Right? Maybe? It’s that guy you’ve had a teenage kinda crush … Read More

You Are Not Above Trash Duty

I started writing this article weeks ago and a conversation I had with a local winery owner totally validated my thoughts for the piece. It’s … Read More